**This post is supposed to be funny**
It's been more than one month with the sickness. Very bad timing, just during the move it started...Here are few things i learned about my morning sickness and being house/bed bound:
If you watch the "Hoarding" show on TLC enough times after a move and if someone ask you a couple times if you are a hoarder.
You will start believing that you are one...How weird...
If you watch "Inside Brookhaven Obesity Clinic" while sick and laying in bed for days....You might start to think that it could happen to you and that you will never get out of bed...
That you are not using your phone very much anymore...Oh wait...true...I just moved away, my family is from a different Country... I am laying in bed...Makes sense.
That people expect a lot of you even if you are about to throw up in your purse or theirs.
That going to my new Walmart is confusing when people dress like this.....I am a witness, i believe it now...and i still don't get it ....I am sick, pregnant...in my pajamas all day but what is their excuses?
Yes, it hurts my eyes too...LOL
That baby delivery shows are not "cute" anymore...I have done it before...doesn't fool me, not happy about it.
That i need to plant one of those money trees...You know the ones that the politicians say they have...magic and free money...because i would like to lay under a palm tree in Hawaii and look at the blue sky...instead of watching my ceiling fan.
That if you don't do the groceries you will not like what shows up in the fridge... Talking about you! Brats sausages...You make me gag...
That i need a nurse, a cook, a maid, a shrink ...gets me back to the Money tree again...
That when you are sick...everybody seems to get sick... strep throat...etc...even the pets...???
That sometimes when you are pregnant...You can't touch animals and they make you gag...Oh yeah!
That watching "House hunters" When pregnant and emotional is not a good idea...Those picky and ungrateful people drive me nuts... it is off my list of shows. I was not funny but whiny here...
That some people are more moody and whiny than a pregnant woman...Just read Facebook. LOL
That watching shark week is not a good idea when pregnant...Because the dreams are not good.
That dreams suck when you are pregnant...swimming at the beach in your dreams in the dark is like eating a candy that taste like nothing...Grrr (notice the vacation theme there...)
That i don't have the right to complain...i am pregnant after all and a lot of woman would die to be pregnant...
So cheers to a better day and a chubby baby...I will go lay down now...
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Craving for my Nutella buns but doesn't want to make it...Maybe you can make it and drop it at my place?
Happy week end !