Friday, August 5, 2011

Things you learn when you are sick during pregnancy.

**warning**
**This post is supposed to be funny**


It's been more than one month with the sickness. Very bad timing, just during the move it started...Here are few things i learned about my morning sickness and being house/bed bound:


If you watch the "Hoarding" show on TLC enough times after a move and if someone ask you a couple times if you are a hoarder.
You will start believing that you are one...How weird...


If you watch "Inside Brookhaven Obesity Clinic" while sick and laying in bed for days....You might start to think that it could happen to you and that you will never get out of bed...


That you are not using your phone very much anymore...Oh wait...true...I just moved away, my family is from a different Country... I am laying in bed...Makes sense.


That people expect a lot of you even if you are about to throw up in your purse or theirs.


That going to my new Walmart is confusing when people dress like this.....I am a witness, i believe it now...and i still don't get it ....I am sick, pregnant...in my pajamas all day but what is their excuses?


Yes, it hurts my eyes too...LOL


That baby delivery shows are not "cute" anymore...I have done it before...doesn't fool me, not happy about it.

That i need to plant one of those money trees...You know the ones that the politicians say they have...magic and free money...because i would like to lay under a palm tree in Hawaii and look at the blue sky...instead of watching my ceiling fan.

That if you don't do the groceries you will not like what shows up in the fridge... Talking about you! Brats sausages...You make me gag...

That i need a nurse, a cook, a maid, a shrink ...gets me back to the Money tree again...

That when you are sick...everybody seems to get sick... strep throat...etc...even the pets...??? 

That sometimes when you are pregnant...You can't touch animals and they make you gag...Oh yeah!

That watching "House hunters" When pregnant and emotional is not a good idea...Those picky and ungrateful people drive me nuts... it is off my list of shows. I was not funny but whiny here...

That some people are more moody and whiny than a pregnant woman...Just read Facebook. LOL

That watching shark week is not a good idea when pregnant...Because the dreams are not good. 

That dreams suck when you are pregnant...swimming at the beach in your dreams in the dark is like eating a candy that taste like nothing...Grrr (notice the vacation theme there...)

That i don't have the right to complain...i am pregnant after all and a lot of woman would die to be pregnant...
So cheers to a better day and a chubby baby...I will go lay down now...



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18 comments:

claudia b said...

oh no, i am sorry you are not well, hoping your pregnancy is happier from now on - but yeah, those hoarding shows are terrifying!!!

Julie Harward said...

You poor thing...I am sorry that you are sick, ceiling fans are boring and so are those FB whiners! I won't even watch the hoarder shows, too sad. Put on some music, read something uplifting and if I were there, I would even let you throw up in my purse! ;D

Kristen said...

I didn't realize you were pregnant! Me too! How many weeks are you? Did you know that flour can make a pregnant women sick?? LOL I NEVER knew that but quickly found out. So weird!

Hope you get to feeling better soon. I'm 15 wks and still am feeling the pain. Blah!

Debby said...

Sorry that you are not feeling well. Do you get so sick every time you are expecting. I only did once.
I can't watch Hoarders anymore. Ever since they started showing dead animals in their houses, it makes me sick.
If I watch another Home Hunters, I will be sick like you. Those people are so unreal.
At least HGTV is finally getting some better shows on. I love Deisgn Star.
Hang in there. It will get better. (((((HUGS))))

Isabelle Thornton said...

Thanks Julie about your purse ") Those are great ideas to cheer me up.

Kristen. I am 12 weeks and congrats to you too!

Debby, yes! The dead animals are very painful to watch! design stars is a fun show :)
Love you guys!

Chyrel Gomez said...

Frenchy! It's been a long time since I've visited your blog and I love the new lay-out! I can't imagine myself being preggers as of yet. Haha! I wish I look as stylish as Miroslava Duma though.

⚜ ↁℯℬℬᴵℰ⚜@ Debbiedoos blogging and blabbing said...

You poor thing! Feel better soon. It seemed anything ginger worked for me.

Nicole said...

I had 10 weeks of bed rest prior to my sons birth so I know how you feel! I had some really lonely days...boring days too! I didn't think I was ever gonna have that baby! Hope you feel better soon! I had nausea but thank god it went away at about 4 months.

Foodness Gracious said...

Funny!! Brookehaven is scary but come on I find it hard to beleive some of what goes on there. Wal Mart, I just cant say anything about that place...sigh
Thanks and chin up!! (like thats what you want to hear,right?) ha ha

MJ said...

Hahahaha you made me laugh! And also never ever want to be pregnant after reading this ;) Also hoppped in on the book post, well done! Totally understand the Brittany temper as my boyfriend has it too... going there next week actually :) Hope you'll feel better soon!

Pansy Cottage Girl said...

Hope you are back to your old self soon!

Emily said...

OH NO, Morning sickness sucks......If I were your new neighbor I would hold your hair for you while you have to throw up! Just remember what you get at the end of nine months! Maybe the sickness is about to finish its course and your feeling better soon. I wouldn't go near those hoarder productions, I'd be afraid I would see my face there. Take care........

~Emily
The French Hutch

Laura said...

Isabelle, I get this! For the first 15 weeks of this pregnancy I'd been wondering why on earth women do this more than once! It seemed like such a horrible trick and I felt like I was dying. Stuart couldn't believe the things I was saying about our precious little fetus... Now, just a few short weeks later I can hardly even remember it! I just remember saying all those things, not how they felt.

Victoria said...

I'm behind on my blog reading and had no idea you were pregnant!! Congratulations!!! Morning sickness is horrible. With my 1st pregnancy I worked in an office where they played 'oldies' must from the 50's and 60's all day. Even now, 21 years later, when I hear oldies I get morning sickness flashbacks!!!
Feel better soon:)

Victoria said...

Ooops, that should say oldies MUSIC!

Isabelle Thornton said...

Laura yes! I was wondering the same thing...Why do woman do this? LOL
I was sick with my first 2 pregnancies and the last one i was not sick at all. I was expecting not to be sick right? This is the worst sickness i ever had! Yicks
Thank you guys,
Love you!

Maryjane-The Beehive Cottage said...

Bless your heart! Been there, done that 4 times but the blessings out due the sickness! Easy for me to say, isn't it?! So sorry and I hope you feel better very soon! :)

Life Happens said...

Congrats on the pregnancy! I hope the sickness goes away soon. :)

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